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britniknowsbest:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

that’s kind of wrong though like imagine how depressed the duck will be once he has to let go of it oh my god that duck will be so sad poor duckie

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via indie-villa)

manda:

god help me
so hot
harlequinfairy:

HAAHAHHA

togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

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